Cuckoo

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6 years 2 months ago #56233 by mossie
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Mick, from Dublin, appeared on 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' and
towards the end of the program had already won 500,000 pounds.

"You've done very well so far", said Chris Tarrant, the show's
presenter, "but for a million pounds you've only got one lifeline left
to phone a friend.

Everything is riding on this question......will you go for it?"

"Sure", said Mick. "I'll have a go!"

"Which of the following birds does NOT build its own nest?"

A: Sparrow

B: Thrush

C: Magpie

D: Cuckoo

"I haven't got a clue", said Mick, "so I'll use me last lifeline and
phone me friend Paddy back 'ome in Dublin."

Mick called up his mate and told him the circumstances and repeated
the question to him.

"Fookin' hell, Mick!" cried Paddy. "Dat's simple.....it's a cuckoo."

"Are ya sure?"

"I'm fookin' sure."

Mick hung up the phone and told Chris, "I'll go wit Cuckoo as me answer."

"Is that your final answer?" asked Chris.

"Dat it is, Sir."

There was a long - long pause, and then the presenter screamed,
"Cuckoo is the correct answer! Mick, you've won 1 million pounds!"

The next night, Mick invited Paddy to their local pub to buy him a drink.

"Tell me, Paddy, how in Heaven's name did ya know it was da Cuckoo
dat doesn't build its own nest?"

Paddy says, "Because he lives in a fookin' clock!"

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6 years 2 months ago #56255 by Josey
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